My Dirty Little Christmas Secret.

It is exactly one week to Christmas and all I feel is annoyed. If Christmas carolers came to my door right now I would probably get arrested for aggravated assault. I'm sick of asking everyone "ARE YOU READY FOR CHRISTMAS " and of everyone asking me the same. "AM I READY?" Ready for what? A nuclear [...]

Majoring in Mom

Majoring in Mom

    Did you know what you wanted to be when you grew up? Do you even know now as an adult? I'm still working on it but one of my best friends has always known what she wanted, it just wasn't available as an actual paper degree. I was lucky to find a very [...]

Bette, The Beautiful Bright Red Car

Yesterday was one of those days. You know the kind where you are shaving armpits over the sink, after you are dressed, because you catch a glimpse of your five o'clock shadow you got going on after you are already dressed in something sleeveless and ready to run out the door. Just keepin' it classy. [...]

Running Away From Social Saturation

Running Away From Social Saturation

I think in a past life I was a turtle. I don't like too move to fast, and I love the idea of going inside my shell to take a nap, shut out danger, or just because I've had enough. When asked what kind of animal they'd like to be most people usually reply with [...]